Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
What is a hero without a villain?
What is a villain without a hero?
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
Turn into? Bitch please, I was born this way.
My best friend took my virginity when his boyfriend was out of town, in his boyfriends bed. Then next day I farted his cum all over my leg at work. I didn't know that could happen at the time… I just assumed my body would absorb it.
i just laughed until i started choking
Judging by the nature of that anon, I can imagine you weren’t the only person that was choking, so to speak.
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this
This is disgusting. I mean, what sort of lesson are we teaching young people? If parents can’t even use the correct ‘you’re’ then how will they learn, god.